Review: The 99th Monkey
By Eliezer Sobel
Santa Monica Press, California $16.95
There are books that have managed to distill a generation’s longings and desires into their pages. A simple children’s tale may have summed up my generations longing for answers long before we even knew we were on the road to find out.
P.D. Eastman children’s classic, published in 1960, sums up this longing for warmth, shelter and protection. “Are you my mother?” the baby bird asks, again and again.
In many ways, this yearning for the guidance and unconditional love of a teacher, the safety of their shelter and the longing for a guru, sums us up – a generation of self conscious and selfish seekers who roam the world looking for answers.
But unlike Firesign Theatre’s spoof on the self-help and human potential movement “Everything You Know is Wrong!” It’s no joke. It’s true.
There’s a new book, “The 99th Monkey,” by Eliezer Sobol, that also sums up a generation’s longing for answers. The name recalls a famous, yet repudiated, story of Japanese island monkeys that made an evolutionary leap in a short period of time. The 100th monkey, stands for a critical mass in human spiritual evolution. A generation has prayed for a 100th monkey that could help us make that leap. Sobol knows it’s not him.
Sobol has led intensive creativity workshops and retreats at Esalen Institute in Big Sur, Calif., The Open Center in New York City, the Lama Foundation in New Mexico, and similar venues around the United States.
As a freelance journalist, Sobol had the unique opportunity to serve as a human guinea pig for many of these cutting-edge New Age human potential and spiritual experiments of the past few decades. His book “The 99th Monkey” recounts his exploration of some of many significant communities, ashrams, gurus, shamans and conscious-raising seminars during this time.
Sobol describes an encounter with Ram Das, feeling his heart open
“… with great love, bordering on ecstasy, and so I decided to wait in line after the event in order to greet him personally, and to ask him what I thought was a vitally crucial question:
“Are you my guru?” I asked when I got to the front of the line. Now a less scrupulous New Age teacher might have taken the opportunity to say “Yes, my son” and quickly scooped up another unsuspecting seeker/sucker and added him to his devotee list. But Ram Das gave me a gift that night. He just looked at me somewhat scornfully and said:
“Grow up.”
To which I responded, perhaps demonstrating the truth of his answer, with my own erudite, philosophical retort:
“Fuck you.”
And so, it seems, we all have our little bird stories.
There are the obvious places people of my generation have looked for answers, but in Sobol’s book there’s a notable absence of explorations into neopaganism or nihilism, other paths of spiritual expression (or lack of it) with high demographic percentages in my particular generation.
Sobol may have experienced his own need to get back to his roots with something historical, documented and real – something cellular like Kabbalism, rather than the more improvisational and cafeteria-style observances of present-day Wicca or modern paganism.
In “The 99th Monkey,” Sobol describes his sampling of a little bit of everything – from Primal Therapy, est and Ram Dass. His book covers as much ground as he obviously did – traveling the world as editor and writer for various publications, with spiritual forays into India, Brazil, and Haiti – as well as brushes with cults and wild experiments with sex and psychedelics.
Spoiler alert: Sobol’s observations are infused with a quirky and self-effacing style. His irreverent humor is side-by-side a nearly lugubrious longing for answers – so much so he’ll try nearly everything once.
He describes a sex workshop he took with 30 other men and when it was all over, he concludes:
“Apart from my father and the Dalai Lama, I don’t think I have ever met a man that isn’t, on some level, basically a pervert. It’s just that some of us can fake normal, mature adulthood around women better than others.”
Bada bim!
The book is very enjoyable, and oddly a bit of a page-turner because I kept waiting for him to get to the punch line. As someone who has chased my own rabbits and sought answers to age-old questions, I could definitely relate.
There is one jarring anecdote, told late in the “journey.” Sobol has sprung for a swim with dolphins in the … wait for it … Burmuda Triangle. He’s puzzled by how the ones that swam nearby did not acknowledge him.
He tried to explain the dolphins ignored him, an enlightened being, by mentioning researchers have noticed dolphins are beginning to display anti-social behaviors. That sort of inflated view tells more about Sobel than it does about dolphins.
We don’t really matter — not even to dolphins in the Burmuda Triangle. This is the punch line.
The search is filled with paradoxes and conundrums, koans and proverbs. Once we are enlightened we must still haul water and chop wood. We get our answers faster if we quiet our mind and don’t ask questions. No matter where you go, there you are. We always find what we’re looking for in the last place we have looked.
*An edited version of this review by Melody Romancito was published in the Oct. 30, 2008, edition of Tempo, The Taos News.
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